| Noose... |
Wow. That last entry was quite aspecific. Let me clear a few things up.
.
That wasn't really to anyone in particular. I was thinking of quite a few people at the time, and somehow they all became one person, one entity. Luckily, that one person doesn't exist. That could suck for me.
.
I'll start with you.
"Picture-perfect nonbeligerence." Ignoring the fact that you have a tendency to take actions that somehow end up hurting me and that I hate you for this sometimes, you really are a good person. A little confused at times, but that doesn't make you a bad person. Definitely not. You smile more than anyone I know. It is kind of unnerving, but funny all the same. You have talent, as well as dedication and understanding. These are things to be appreciated. And don't take this the wrong way, but sometimes when I talk to you I feel like it would be more fun to dry-hump a pile of sandpaper and superglue. Just a hint though, I am not really a teddy bear...
.
Next comes you. You stupid, shallow, ignorant, uppity, socialistic, traitorous, materialistic, fake, horny, predictable, compensating, leech of society. I can't believe I ever considered you a friend. All you ever did was fuck with me. I tell you one thing, I do not like to be fucked with. You're welcome for the roof over your head, you ungrateful shitfucker. You die now. Die and go to hell. Don't ever show your fucking face around here again or I'll shove a grenade in your tailpipe.
.
And you. You are Jewish. Watch your ass.
You know how I love you.
.
Bah.
That is all the people I feel like writing about for now. Fuck it. Just remember, no matter how many times I try to kill you, I STILL LOVE YOU! Hahahahaha...
Fuck me...
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Moderate |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | High |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Very Low |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Low |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very Low |
| Level 7 (Violent) | High |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Moderate |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Low |